twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
thesickestjokes: The first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule, so we have an even number of rules.
i have always been attracted to those sorts of people who make up their own...– harmony korine (via perfect)
Write about the emotions you fear the most.– Laurie Halse Anderson (via perfect)